The Callous Daoboys‘ Maddie Caffrey guides us via their newest launch, ‘I Don’t Need To See You In Heaven’, which is about for launch on Could 16.
I. Assortment Of Forgotten Desires
“Up high right here I’m not precisely positive how a lot I can reveal pre-release so if I get lower off that’s why. That is additionally the primary observe and it ought to actually converse for itself or reasonably our — “
Schizophrenic Legacy
“We needed to put this heavy chaotic one proper up high so any of yall purists who don’t love the pop stuff could be relaxation assured that we’re nonetheless that band.
Additionally unsure who Carson’s mad at however there’s a hook on this one which’s imply as hell. like imply imply like them outdated glassjaw songs. (are all of em kinda imply….?)”
Full Moon Steerage
“At this second I’ll say, me – maddie talking – that is my favourite music on the report. Of all of the sounds we’ve chased through the years, I notably love that we’ve captured a little bit of an emo-tinged early The Mars Volta— if Carson spoke just a little espanol on this one I feel they’d ship us a C&D.
Perhaps my opinion will change later so don’t maintain me to it, but when y’all might do me a favor and run this one up just a little additional on streaming providers so it might keep within the setlists that may be dope thanks.”
Two Headed Trout
“Odds are for those who’re studying this you’ve already heard this one otherwise you’re a type of nerds that don’t take heed to the singles bc they wish to hear the album in full. (if the label tells me our singles flopped im blaming yall) Anyhow, some chud YouTube reviewer referred to this music as “paying the payments” and to not be a lion regarding himself with the opinions of sheep— however for those who had this absolute moneymaker within the chamber wouldn’t you wanna take a shot?”
Tears On Lambo Leather-based
“If I stated this was a badass nu-metal observe that was interrupted by moments of pink pantheress-style chill D&B you’d in all probability simply be like yeah…. that’s simply what yall sound like now…. and yeah truthful and possibly we’ll do it once more later however for now we’ve acquired this one topped off with a characteristic from our boy Adam from Orthodox and he sounds scary as fuck!!!!”
Lemon
“This one isn’t a lot us “promoting out” as it’s us beating these dumbass metalcore bands at their very own recreation. We’re on LP3 now— time for a half assed try at a pop music proper? open chug nonsense with some synths on high and essentially the most uninspired refrain so the radio stations are completely happy and a overdone breakdown shoe-horned into the bridge so the metalcore followers can nonetheless misinform themselves about this being heavy.
That’s not how we do issues right here. This shit seems like Sting and it’s really good and we didn’t even want a breakdown. Go assist your native pay to performs and washed up revivals for those who’re searching for what I described above.”
Physique Horror For Birds
“I can’t write something humorous about this and if there’s any single observe that must be an actual shock I feel it’s this one.”
The Demon Of Unreality Limping Like A Canine
“Once more, for those who’re studying this you’ve already heard this one, hopefully you watched the actually sick double video we put out with this one and two headed trout— actually I’m kinda placing the pen down right here as a result of I can’t actually consider something snarky to say about this one and it’s already out on this planet so you need to simply go watch that video as an alternative of studying this text.”
Fool Temptation Pressure
“In case there’s any dweebs left listening which can be like ooouuu owww owwiee i simply can’t do all these genres adjustments — fuck you Japanese metropolis pop second in the midst of a nasty mathcore observe as a result of why not??”
Douchebag Safari
“This one is like if Sonny by no means left From First To Final and so they simply let him wub out on the observe as an alternative of going solo and altering the form and sound of contemporary music for the subsequent decade plus. Okay not likely however like kinda……
Additionally I feel that is a type of observe names that was initially a demo title and I for positive thought Carson would title this one one thing else by the point the report was executed however I’m glad it stayed as a result of the title actually says all of it!”
Distracted By The Mona Lisa
“I received’t lie out of the songs on the report that is possibly the one one I used to be just a little nervous about at first. Of all of the methods for us to drag, an easycore main key pop punk music appeared out of the query. We’re almost a decade into this band and it has taken so many twists and turns and the one constant reality is that we will actually do something. Nothing is has ever felt off limits. I don’t assume we might really feel this fashion with out having assist round us that believes in us as strongly as y’all have through the years— yall give us permission to confidently do precisely what we wish, regardless of how left area it might be.
For these of yall who didn’t give us permission to place out an easycore music— I promise there are many different moments on the report you’ll like.”
II. Decide Out
“okay that is like that point when [information redacted]…”
III. Nation Tune In Reverse
“You get your woman again, your truck again, your canine again….”
Who stated we couldn’t write an 11+ minute closing observe? I don’t assume anybody actually stated that nevertheless it’s just a little loopy proper? Very similar to the joker this twisted shit is simply regular to us right here on the callous daoboys llc. Clocking in at 11:48 this music has all the pieces— a sax solo, a characteristic from a hometown screamo band, an precise infringement of the The Mars Volta’s copyright, and possibly another Easter eggs. If this seems like an excessive amount of to your meager consideration span, go forward and delete tiktok off your telephone and let your mind get again to regular.”
