Yeah, you learn that accurately. Apparently, these darn Australian punks Personal Perform are again on their fuckery once more. Their newest full-length album ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is getting a particular remedy, if we wish to name it that. Of a number of variants the band is releasing for the file, they’ve known as this one the “Goopy”… a variant the band says was made to odor like Gwyneth Paltrow vagine.
For many who are blessed sufficient to not know, this entire factor is a nod to Paltrow’s “wellness” firm Goop, the place she for no matter motive offered a candle known as “This Smells Like My Vagina.” I’m undecided who reality checked whether or not or not it really did odor like her hoohah however both manner, the band discovered it fairly hilarious and galvanizing in response to their guitarist Lauren Hester.
“This was doubtlessly the best factor anybody had ever finished, and everybody at Personal Perform was past impressed. We instantly tried to purchase one, however because of the overwhelming demand, it offered out immediately. They now promote for over $700 USD every.
$700 USD to odor Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, fairly frankly, classist—and we at Personal Perform suppose that each working-class particular person deserves entry to that odor 24 hours a day.
So, congratulations to everybody fortunate sufficient to attain a Goopy file. You now personal a scratch-and-sniff file that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.”
What’s even higher is that the band did it on the low—they employed a French perfumer to copy the scent and put within the vinyl with out telling anybody. So, in the event you clicked the “Goopy” one only for the hell of it, you had been in an actual vaginal deal with.
Personal Perform apparently love doing shit like this. For his or her final album 370HSSV 0773H they pressed a restricted version variant full of the band’s urine.
Try their newest single “Sucked In Fuckhead” under, in addition to some upcoming tour dates.
Personal Perform 2025 tour dates:
5/31 – Canberra, ACT @ Gang Gang Bar & Café
6/01 – Beechworth, VIC @ Tanswells Resort
6/07 – Sydney, NSW @ Crowbar
6/08 – Wollongong, NSW @ La La Las
6/13 – Adelaide, SA @ UniBar
6/14 – Perth, WA @ Milk Bar
6/20 – Brisbane, QLD @ Brightside
6/21 – Gold Coast, QLD @ Vinnies
6/27 – Melbourne, VIC @ Max Watts
6/28 – Hunter Valley, NSW @ Thrashville Pageant
