Ozzy Osbourne has teamed up with canned water firm Liquid Demise to supply a limited-edition run of cans that embody the Black Sabbath legend’s precise DNA.
Osbourne, who beforehand collaborated with Liquid Demise on what we’re generously calling a “public security movie” about the hazards of snorting the corporate’s powdered electrolyte drink combine, reportedly drank 10 cans of Liquid Demise’s iced tea, earlier than every was sealed to protect his DNA.
“As soon as know-how and federal legislation allow,” says the corporate, “followers can use this DNA to attempt to clone Ozzy sooner or later and luxuriate in him for a whole lot of years to come back.”
“Clone me, you bastards!” provides Ozzy.
Every can has been sealed in a “lab high quality container” signed by the Prince Of Darkness himself, and solely 10 can be found, every retailing for a mere $450.
Different “superstar ambassadors” for the corporate embody Jackass star Steve O, rapper Whiz Khalifa and skateboarding legend Tony Hawks, whose personal DNA was combined with paint when producing a restricted version Liquid Demise skateboard in 2021.
In different Ozzy-related information, writer Fantoons has launched The place Is Ozzy?, a The place’s Wally-style illustrated e-book which prompts readers to find the singer “as he rises from the depths of darkness, transforms and eats some bat-snacks by pages crammed with evil inks discovered beneath heavy black rain.”
“A e-book like this solely works when it’s constructed round a legend who rewrote the principles, with thunderous music, iconic type, and depraved humour,” says creator David Calcano. “Followers will lose themselves in a world full of Ozzy Easter Eggs and the uncooked power our crew poured into each web page. All abooooooard!”
The e-book is accessible to buy now (US, UK).
Earlier Fantoons publications embody Motörhead: The place is Lemmy? and Rush: The place is Geddy, Alex, and Neil? We don’t make this up.
