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Bitch: One thing’s Not Fairly Proper


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4.5 out of 5.0 stars

After releasing the wonderful I Suppose I Discovered A Lump single lately Bitch arrive with their debut album One thing’s Fairly Not Proper and it’s undoubtedly not regular says Wayne AF Carey…

Bitch. Nice identify for a loopy band of misfits who their label boss proclaims as ‘fuckin crackers’. Then once more he would know being in a band of weirdos himself. Which is why they’ve clicked, together with label mates Michael, Yaang and the up and coming fury of useless issues. You’ll be able to stick your regular up your arse and are available alongside for the trip with this weird assortment of ‘Extra DIY than B&Q’ tunes you’ll be able to pop a knee to.

Opening observe 6 Years is a Krautrock psych belter which will get you proper within the temper for this set of sweaty weird tunes that kick your head in. It builds right into a crunching spiky guitar riff earlier than going all prog but brittle and bruising with the soundscapes. It’s a wonderful observe. I Suppose I Discovered A Lump is pure storage glory with hints of Idles, early Mudhoney and a whiff of Lemmy. It’s an abrasive quantity that goes off in shitloads of instructions. A unclean mess. Coketown is a cool little bastard which supplies you an early Speaking Heads vibe fucking round with Gang Of 4. The bassline shines by with the psychological oop North shouty vocals and crashing drums melding with extra abrasive guitars including to the entire pretty automotive crash of properly executed noise.

Blissful is one other funked up piece of CBGBs late 70’s sound with added anger from Aaron’s barmy comedic vocals barked out like a demented mongrel with some extra spiky jagged guitar and funky bass, complimented by psychological chaotic managed drums. Promise (5 Years) begins with moody keyboards and a drumbeat that sounds prefer it’s going to blow up right into a techno traditional. It’s a barking mad step away from the sooner tracks that has nods to LCD Soundsystem going ‘dance doom’. Foreboding echo bass that’s all Hooky with a fantastic slice of guitar that nods to Pleasure Division / New Order earlier than the rock kicks in. It’s delicate brutal stuff at it’s finest. (I’d Fairly) Punch Myself In The Face is one other bruiser that takes a pop at Queen with the rasping lyrics squeezed out in anger. It’s a disjointed offended fucker with pressing noise and scratching guitars that grate your head right into a psych zest.

Now it simply will get plain bizarre. Monitor 7 – Secret Noise is simply 11 minutes of pure nonsense. I’ve been knowledgeable it’s one of many group listening to the album while commuting and simply recording the noise they hear alongside the way in which. Bear in mind when Blizz recorded their Biggest Hits and there was fuck all on it? That’s the place we’re going. It’s an experiment in insanity. You’ll be able to hear the group echoing by headphones within the background 5 minutes in. It’s truly unlistenable which I feel was the plan. Closing observe Horsegirl is a proper fucking chortle from the start horse neigh. An offended fucker that blasts your head like a observe from Idles – Brutalism. A correct dig at posh c**nts on horses. It’s a messy piss taking bastard that ends with a rush of cracked up adrenalin. High as fuck.

Catch Bitch stay along with your Valentine’s candy coronary heart on 14th February at The Rat & Pigeon, Again Piccadilly. Free occasion with useless issues and Shindig right here

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Phrases by Wayne Carey, Opinions Editor for Louder Than Warfare. His creator profile is right here

 

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