Stryper frontman Michael Candy has taken to social media to say that he is considering of beginning a Stryper tribute band.
Candy, who shaped the pioneering Christian glam steel outfit in 1983, is clearly posting in jest, however – studying between the traces – he seems considerably exasperated by the entitled method wherein some folks work together with bands within the age of social media.
And so, within the method of all profitable content material creators within the age of social media, he is provide you with 10 Causes Why Fronting A Stryper Tribute Band Would possibly Really Be A Good Thought.
And right here they’re.
- We might achieve weight and nobody would even care. If we go bald, does it matter?
- We might experiment with the color scheme and nobody would discover.
- We most probably would get booked extra simply and receives a commission extra per present.
- We might do any Stryper music we would like (or not) and never hear any adverse feedback.
- We might put on wigs and it could be cool as an alternative of corny.
- We might/would make Robert [Sweet, drummer] arrange backwards so nobody might see him and we’d name him the “Non-Visible” Timekeeper.
- I might/would simply play guitar after which folks may simply cease saying to me evening after evening “I by no means knew you performed guitar”.
- We might spell Stryper with an “i” and and add a “p” and formally go on the books as “Stripper”.
- And naturally, we’d carry again Robert’s stripper pole so he might swing from all of it evening lengthy.
- And final however not least, we might mainly stay regular lives and never get flack for every thing we are saying, do and or suppose.
Traditional Rock wish to make it clear that we’re not giving Candy flack for his put up.
Stryper play on the Rock Imperium Pageant in Cartagena, Spain, on June 27, and at Rock Fest Barcelona two days later. Tickets are on sale now.
